All Ready Made

Only here for the roast potatoes

Built for buffet conditions

Director of poor decisions

I identify as a problem

Single. cost co card

Single. air fryer

Head of festive complaints

At capacity

WTAF

1 tequila, 2 tequila’s

You should hear what i didn’t say

Director of unnecessary purchases

Hard to kill. easy to annoy

Absolutely not. thanks though

Bad day to be a bottle of rose

May Your Emails Never Find Me - 100% Cotton Cap

Here for the bride, but mostly the buffet

I Could Be Meaner - 100% Cotton Cap

I Only Work Here To Keep HR Busy Cap

Professionally making it worse

I'm Fine, It's Just My Face 100% Cotton Cap

In my defence, i could be worse

Youre exceeding the limitations of my medication